Rajni Coaching Indian Cricket Team

Once Rajnikant became the coach of Indian cricket team..

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Don't even try to guess what happened..!. :O
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The Indian cricket team won the FIFA and Hockey world cup too!! ;-)

Amitabh Bachhan Calls Rajanikanth's Bluff........

Rajnikanth was bragging to Amitabh Bachchan one day, "You know, I know everyone.

Just name someone, anyone, and I know them. Tired of his boasting,Amitabh called his bluff, "OK,Rajini how about Tom Cruise?"

"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it"Rajini said. So Rajini andAmitabh fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, And sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts: ---

"Thalaiva! Great to see you! You And your friends come right in and join me for lunch!" ...Although impressed,Amitabh is still skeptical.

After they leave Cruise's house, he tellsRajini that he thinksRajini knowing Cruise was Just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else"Rajini says

.."President Obama",Amitabh quickly retorts

..."Yes",Rajini says, "I know him."

And off they go.

At the White House, Obama spotsRajini on the tour and motions him, saying :----

"Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and Catch up".

Well,Amitabh Bachchan is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.

After they leave the White House grounds, he implores him to name anyone else.

"The Pope,"AmitabhBachan replies ..."Sure!" says Rajini,

"My folks are from Italy and I've known the Pope a long time".

Rajini and Amitabh are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says,

"This will never work.

I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people.

Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican ..

Sure enough, half an hour laterRajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony.

But by the timeRajini returns, he finds that Amitabh Bachchan has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way toAmitabhBachchan's side, Rajini asks him, "What happened?"

AmitabhBachan looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the pope came out on the balcony and the 
Italian man next to me asked,
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"Who's that on the balcony with Rajini?"

Rajnikant Jokes - II

When Rajnikant was studyin in 3rd std....some1 stole his rough notebook....&

Now they call it as .............Wikipedia

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When Rajnikant was a Student……..

Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!

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Rajnikant started a college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is “Rajnikant’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”.

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Rajnikant purchased a road roller…

To Iron his Clothes……………………………

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THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!
Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue…

..And Birds returned grains they took last year as well

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If Rajni works in BPO, clients would work in shifts! :D


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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"

He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"

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One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play….

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Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump event…

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Rajni can walk  faster than light….

“Rajni cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another”.

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Law of Conservation of Rajni

All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did...


Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?


Ans: Dosa... mind it!!!

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Once a photo of Rajnikant was givenfor Xerox. Don’t even try to guess what happened…

We got two copies of the Xerox machine.

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Once upon a time Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth

Today that powder is known as….“AMBUJA CEMENT”

Rajnikant Jokes

The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually rajnikanth''s signature. 

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Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography... Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records.. 

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Once while playing Rajnikanth said " STATUE " to a person......... Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY".... 

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** Breaking news ** 

Rajnikanth......got shot yesterday . . today is the bullet''s funeral...!! 

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Did U ever wonder...?? 

Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked? 
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'Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!' 

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Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India........... 

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Awesum fact.... Rajnikant has counted infinity twice.! 

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Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d. : Gmail@rajnikant.com 
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USA POWER  vs INDIAN POWER 

USA-  10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks, 12000 air force, 3000 ships 

INDIA- RAJNIKANTH 

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Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back... That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs... 

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A child went 2 Kashmir & startd playing by making small mountains from ice. 

Today those mountains are called "Himalyas"  and that child name is RAJNIKANTH 

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FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury.. 

Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook. 

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Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses? 

To protect the sun from his eyes! 

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A 22 whealer huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINIKANTH 
 
Since then, it is called TATA NANO. 

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Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. 

He is pushing the earth down.


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Basketball player to RAJNIKANT: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours ... can u ??? 

Rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it... 

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BREAKING NEWS..... FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED ""RAJNIKANTH"" 

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Once when rajnikant was playing cricket ,he played a defensive shot... 
 
And now that ball is called..." PLUTO " 

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RAJNIKANT enters BIGG BOSS 4... next day ... 

RAJNIKANT chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!!! 

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Once a guy winked at Rajnikanth's wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and broke his eyelid. 

We now know him as Baba Ramdev.. 

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Rajnikanth and a kid once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants.. 

Today people know that kid by the name SUPERMAN.!!