British Generosity

This is real British Humour.


A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale had hit Pakistan . Two million Pakistanis died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.

The rest of the world is in shock.

The USA is sending troops to help.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Latin American countries are sending supplies.

New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

The Asian continents are sending labor to assist in rebuilding infrastructure.

Australia is sending medical teams and supplies.

Britain, not to be outdone, is sending two million Pakistanis as replacements!

History of Medicine...

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
2010 A.D. - That antibiotic doesn't work any more. Here, eat this root.

Arabs....‏

Arab person sends an e-mail to his Dad saying:

Dear Dad,

Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad,

I am bit ashamed to arrive to my college in my Gold Mercedes, when all My Teachers travel by train.

Your Son
Nasser

Sometime later Nasser gets reply to his e-mail from his Dad:

Loving son,

Twenty Million Dollars transferred to your account, please stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too.

Your Dad

Mothers Don't Care How Famous You Are

Mona Lisa's Mother: 'After all that money your father and I spent on your braces, is that the biggest smile you can give us?'

Columbus's Mother: 'I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have written !'

Michelangelo's' Mother: ' Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?'

 Napoleon's Mother: 'All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me.'

Abraham Lincoln's Mother:' Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?'

Mary's Mother:' I'm not upset your lamb followed you to school, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you.

Albert Einstein's Mother:' But it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?'

George Washington's Mother: The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye.'

Jonah's Mother':' that's a nice story. Now tell me where you've really been for the last three days.'

Thomas Edison's Mother:' Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed.'