How Can I Believe When "Lie" Just Lies In The Centre Of"Believe"... !?
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How Can I Love When There Is "Over" In "Lover" .... !?
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How Can I Be Friends With Any1 When We Know "End" Is There In"Friend".... !?
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How Can I Trust Anyone When There Is "Rust" In "Trust"...!?
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How Can I Live A Life When There Is"If " In "Life"...!?
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Kaun Banega Crorepati
Sonia Gandhi in Kaun Banega Karodpati
Amitabh: Soniaji, ab aakhri saval, 5 Crore ke liye.
Who is the chief minister of Gujarat?
Your options are...
A) LALOO PRASAD.
B) VILASRAO DESHMUKH.
C) ARJUN SINGH.
D) NARENDRA MODI..
Soniaji : It's Narendra Modi.
Amitabh : Are you sure ? Lock kar doon?
Sonia : If you really lock him up, I will give you 100 Crores!
Amitabh: Soniaji, ab aakhri saval, 5 Crore ke liye.
Who is the chief minister of Gujarat?
Your options are...
A) LALOO PRASAD.
B) VILASRAO DESHMUKH.
C) ARJUN SINGH.
D) NARENDRA MODI..
Soniaji : It's Narendra Modi.
Amitabh : Are you sure ? Lock kar doon?
Sonia : If you really lock him up, I will give you 100 Crores!
Monday, May 28, 2012
Thoughts...
I Met Money and Said You Are Just A Piece of Paper Money Smiled & Said Of Course, But I Haven't Seen A Dust Bin For Me Yet!** Meaningful Message: A Tongue Has No Bones. But It Can Break A Heart. It Can Also Be A Pillar For Building A Broken Heart! Tomorrow Will Come Daily. But Today Will Come Today Only. So Finish Your Today's Work Today Itself. And Be Free Tomorrow. Every Night We Go To Bed, We Have No Assurance To Get Up Alive In The Next Morning But Still You Have Plans For The Coming Day; That's Hope! What Is Forgiveness? It Is The Wonderful Smell That A Flower Gives...... When it’s Being Crushed! Do You Know Who Is The Most Sweetest Couple in the World? SMILE and TEARS. They Meet Rarely. But When They Meet, The Moment Becomes UNFORGETTABLE. What is Success? When Your SIGNATURE Changes to AUTOGRAPH. -Richness is NOT Earning, Spending or Saving More, Richness is, When You Need "NO MORE."*
Sunday, May 27, 2012
Lawyer Charges per hour
A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band.
Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says, "Congratulations!!!"
"Congratulations for what?" asks the lawyer.
"Congratulations for what?!" says Saint Peter. "We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old."
"But that's not true," says the lawyer. "I only lived to be forty."
"That's impossible," says Saint Peter. "We've added up your time sheets."
Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says, "Congratulations!!!"
"Congratulations for what?" asks the lawyer.
"Congratulations for what?!" says Saint Peter. "We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old."
"But that's not true," says the lawyer. "I only lived to be forty."
"That's impossible," says Saint Peter. "We've added up your time sheets."
Friday, May 25, 2012
Miscommunication
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Monday, May 21, 2012
9 Tips for Staying Focused
1. Work from a To-Do List Each Day
One of the best ways to stay focused and on task is to have a list of
specific things that you need to do each day. Without having a to-do
list it is easy to get distracted or to dedicate time to things that
aren’t important, but with a to-do list you’ll always know exactly
what you need to do each day. Most of us don’t like to end the day
with things from our to-do list still unchecked, so it serves as
motivation to stay on task and to get things done.
2. Eliminate the Easy Tasks from Your To-Do List First
This may be more personal preference than anything, but for me it is
one of the most important things I can do to stay focused. Each day
will have a few siginifcant tasks that will take up most of the day,
and a few smaller tasks that can be done in a matter of a few minutes.
When I look at my to-do list and see things crossed off I feel good
about my progress and it’s easier to stay focused. When I leave the
little things till later my to-do list will look more intimidating all
day, and sometimes it can be distracting. I prefer to take care of the
easier things early in the day so I can get them off of my list and
then I can focus completely on major tasks without distraction of
having a to-do list that looks very full.
3. Keep Your Expectations Realistic
There is only so much that you can get done in one day. If you
overload your to-do list you will be stressed out all day and you
probably won’t do your best quality work because you’ll be feeling
rushed. If you keep a smaller number of things on your to-do list you
can focus more on doing your best quality of work.
4. Work Ahead of Deadlines Whenever Possible
Working on tight deadlines can hurt your focus in a few different
ways. First, if you’re thinking more about the deadline than the
details of the project, it can hurt your work. Second, if you have
deadlines coming up you’ll have little choice about what you’re going
to work on since you’ll need to rush to meet the deadline. When you’re
not working with tight deadlines you’ll have more flexibility to
choose what you are going to work on each day, allowing you to use
your time and attention wherever you want.
You won’t always be able to avoid tight deadlines, but it’s a good
habit to work ahead of deadlines whenever possible.
5. Close Out of Unneccesary Programs
Most designers and developers work in a lot of different programs
throughout the day. If you have programs open that you are not using
it’s easier to get distracted by something that you aren’t expecting.
Closing the programs that you’re not using at the time will help to
declutter and you’ll eliminate potential distractions before they can
become an issue.
6. Turn Off Your Phone
Phones can be a distraction not only when you’re receiving calls. Most
people receive and send several text messages each day. By turning
your phone off you won’t hear notifications of new text messages, and
you won’t pick up your phone to read it. Once you pick up your phone
the interenet and apps can also be a distraction. Turning the phone
off for a while obviously helps to eliminate these distractions as
well.
7. Don’t Try to Multi-Task
Multi-tasking is one of those things that most of us have been
programmed to do, and it’s often considered to be a great skill. The
problem is that when you are multi-tasking you’re not focusing on any
one thing, and your work will typically suffer in all areas.
Rather than trying to do several things at once, focus on one thing at
a time and move through your to-do list by checking things off
individually. This will help you to get things done faster and with
better quality of work.
8. Have a Comfortable, Dedicated Office Space
Your environment has a lot of influence on your focus. If you’re
working from home make sure that you have an area that is dedicated to
being your work space and nothing else. A private room with a door is
best, but if you don’t have the space for an office make sure you at
least have a desk and a section of a room for your work space. This
work space should be confortable (including a good chair) and
preferrably in a quiet area of the house.
9. Take Short Breaks Throughout the Day
Trying to work for too long without any breaks will lead to poor
focus. Just taking 5 or 10 minutes to stretch your legs, get some
fresh air, or get a drink will help to improve your level of concentration
One of the best ways to stay focused and on task is to have a list of
specific things that you need to do each day. Without having a to-do
list it is easy to get distracted or to dedicate time to things that
aren’t important, but with a to-do list you’ll always know exactly
what you need to do each day. Most of us don’t like to end the day
with things from our to-do list still unchecked, so it serves as
motivation to stay on task and to get things done.
2. Eliminate the Easy Tasks from Your To-Do List First
This may be more personal preference than anything, but for me it is
one of the most important things I can do to stay focused. Each day
will have a few siginifcant tasks that will take up most of the day,
and a few smaller tasks that can be done in a matter of a few minutes.
When I look at my to-do list and see things crossed off I feel good
about my progress and it’s easier to stay focused. When I leave the
little things till later my to-do list will look more intimidating all
day, and sometimes it can be distracting. I prefer to take care of the
easier things early in the day so I can get them off of my list and
then I can focus completely on major tasks without distraction of
having a to-do list that looks very full.
3. Keep Your Expectations Realistic
There is only so much that you can get done in one day. If you
overload your to-do list you will be stressed out all day and you
probably won’t do your best quality work because you’ll be feeling
rushed. If you keep a smaller number of things on your to-do list you
can focus more on doing your best quality of work.
4. Work Ahead of Deadlines Whenever Possible
Working on tight deadlines can hurt your focus in a few different
ways. First, if you’re thinking more about the deadline than the
details of the project, it can hurt your work. Second, if you have
deadlines coming up you’ll have little choice about what you’re going
to work on since you’ll need to rush to meet the deadline. When you’re
not working with tight deadlines you’ll have more flexibility to
choose what you are going to work on each day, allowing you to use
your time and attention wherever you want.
You won’t always be able to avoid tight deadlines, but it’s a good
habit to work ahead of deadlines whenever possible.
5. Close Out of Unneccesary Programs
Most designers and developers work in a lot of different programs
throughout the day. If you have programs open that you are not using
it’s easier to get distracted by something that you aren’t expecting.
Closing the programs that you’re not using at the time will help to
declutter and you’ll eliminate potential distractions before they can
become an issue.
6. Turn Off Your Phone
Phones can be a distraction not only when you’re receiving calls. Most
people receive and send several text messages each day. By turning
your phone off you won’t hear notifications of new text messages, and
you won’t pick up your phone to read it. Once you pick up your phone
the interenet and apps can also be a distraction. Turning the phone
off for a while obviously helps to eliminate these distractions as
well.
7. Don’t Try to Multi-Task
Multi-tasking is one of those things that most of us have been
programmed to do, and it’s often considered to be a great skill. The
problem is that when you are multi-tasking you’re not focusing on any
one thing, and your work will typically suffer in all areas.
Rather than trying to do several things at once, focus on one thing at
a time and move through your to-do list by checking things off
individually. This will help you to get things done faster and with
better quality of work.
8. Have a Comfortable, Dedicated Office Space
Your environment has a lot of influence on your focus. If you’re
working from home make sure that you have an area that is dedicated to
being your work space and nothing else. A private room with a door is
best, but if you don’t have the space for an office make sure you at
least have a desk and a section of a room for your work space. This
work space should be confortable (including a good chair) and
preferrably in a quiet area of the house.
9. Take Short Breaks Throughout the Day
Trying to work for too long without any breaks will lead to poor
focus. Just taking 5 or 10 minutes to stretch your legs, get some
fresh air, or get a drink will help to improve your level of concentration
Wednesday, May 2, 2012
Bhak Sala Hyderbadi
Hyderbadi Mom: kaiku rora ?
Son: baingan ki teacher maari merku
M: kaiku maari chudel ne ...
S: mai usku MURGI bola
M: kaiku
S: kaiku boleto har exam me ANDA deri merku..
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