Q. What is height of Fashion?
A: Dhoti with a zip.
Q. What is height of Secrecy?
A: Offering blank visiting cards.
Q. What is height of Active laziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
Q. What is height of Craziness?
A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
Q. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
Q. What is height of Stupidity?
A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
Q. What is height of Honesty?
A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
Q. What is height of Suicide?
A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
Q. What is height of De-hydration?
A. A cow giving milk powder.
Q. What is Height of Kanjoosi?
A. Miser's house has caught fire and he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade
