Jesus in Bathroom

A Sunday school teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a
little confused about Jesus Christ. He wanted to make sure they understood that the
birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So he asked his class,
"Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven!"

Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart!" Little Johnny, waving his hand
furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!" The whole class got
very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was
completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and
asked Little Johnny how he knew this.

Little Johnny replied, "Well, every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom
door, and yells: 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'"