Proverbs and their opposites

Newton's third law states: ‘every action has an equal and an opposite reaction’. So it would stand to reason that every proverb has an equal and opposite proverb.

All good things come to those who wait

but

Time and tide wait for none

The pen is mightier than the sword

but

Actions speak louder than words

Wise men think alike

but

Fools seldom differ

The best things in life are free 

but

There's no such thing as a free lunch 

Slow and steady wins the race 

but

Time waits for none

Look before you leap

but

Strike while the iron is hot 

Do it well, or not at all

but

Half a loaf is better than none

Birds of a feather flock together

But

Opposites attract

Don't cross your bridges before you come to them

but

Forewarned is forearmed

Doubt is the beginning of wisdom

but

Faith will move mountains

Great starts make great finishes

but

It isn't over till it's over

Practice makes perfect

but

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Silence is golden

but

The squeaky wheel gets the grease

You're never too old to learn

but

You can't teach old dog new tricks

What's good for the goose is good for the gander

but

One man's meat is another man's poison

Absence makes the heart grow fonder

but

Out of sight, out of mind

Too many cooks spoil the broth

but

Many hands make light work

Hold fast to the words of your ancestors

but

Wise men make proverbs and fools repeat them

Sindhis

A sindhi shopkeeper was dismayed when one day, a new business, very much like his own, opened up next door, and erected a huge sign which read, 'BEST DEALS.'

He was horrified when a week later, another competitor, opened up on his right, and announced his arrival with an even larger sign reading 'LOWEST PRICES.'

The sindhi shopkeeper panicked, until he got a brilliant idea. He put the biggest sign all over his own shop.. It said, MAIN ENTRANCE.'

Moral: Don't Mess With Sindhi Businessmen.!

Shakti...

Teacher: "Nari" ka matlab kaya hai,

Student: "Nari ka matlab hai "Shakti"

Teacher: To phir "Purush" ka matlab Kaya hai

Student: Very simple........."Sehan shakti" 

Obama & the Canadian PM

President Obama and the Canadian PM are shown a time machine which can see 50 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each.

President Obama goes first: "What will the USA be like in 50 years’ time?"

The machine whirls and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out: "The country is in good hands under the new president, José Fernandez.... crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. Vice President Jin Tao has declared Chinese language mandatory in all US schools There are no worries."

The Canadian PM thinks, "It's not bad, this time machine, I'll have a bit of that" so he asks: "What will Canada be like in 50 years’ time?"

The machine whirls and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout. But he just stares at it.

"Come on, David," says Obama, "Tell us what it says."

"I can't! It is all in Punjabi" ... 
   

Fly in the Wine

A dinner party of different nationalities had arrived at a restaurant. They
each ordered a glass of wine, but when the wine arrived they noticed that
each of the glasses had a fly in it.

The SWEDE demanded to have new wine in the same glass.

The ENGLISHMAN demanded to have new wine in a new glass.

The FINN picked the fly out of the wine and drank the wine.

The RUSSIAN drank the wine, fly and all.

The CHINESE ate the fly but left the wine.

The JEW caught the fly and sold it to the Chinese.

The LATVIAN drank two thirds of the wine and then demanded to have new wine.

The NORWEGIAN took the fly and went off to fish for cod.

The IRISHMAN ground the fly and mixed it in the wine, which he then donated to the Englishman.

The AMERICAN sued the restaurant and claimed for a 65 million dollar compensation for mental suffering..

The SCOTSMAN grabbed the fly by the throat and roared: 'Now spit out all that you swallowed!!'

Identify an engineer

One

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Two

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!" The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him." He said, "Hello, George. What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" 
The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group fell silent for a moment. 


The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." 
The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything she can do for them." 
The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?" 

Three

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? 
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets. 

Four

The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" 
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?" 

Five


Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body.
One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." 
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." 
The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

Six


Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. 

Seven

An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a beautiful princess and stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want." Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" 


The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog - now that's cool." 

Power of Money By Adam Khoo

( Adam Khoo is Singapore 's youngest  millionaire at 26 yrs.)

 

Some of you may  already know that I travel around the region pretty frequently, having  to visit and conduct seminars at my offices in Malaysia , Indonesia , Thailandand Suzhou( China ). I am in the  airport almost every other week so I get to bump into many people who  have attended my seminars or have read my  books. Recently,  someone came up to me on a plane to KL and looked rather  shocked.  He asked, 'How  come a millionaire like you is traveling  economy?'  My reply was,  'That's why I am a millionaire. ' He still looked pretty  confused.

 This again  confirms that greatest lie ever told about  wealth (which I wrote  about in my latest book 'Secrets of Self-Made Millionaires' ). Many  people have been brainwashed to think that millionaires have to wear  Gucci, Hugo Boss,  Rolex, and sit  on first class in air travel. This is why so  many people  never become rich because the moment that earn  moremoney, they  think that it is only natural that they spend more, putting them back to  square one.

The truth is  that most self-made millionaires are frugal and only spend on what is  necessary and of value.  That is why they  are able to accumulate and multiply their wealth so much  faster.

Over the last 7  years, I have saved about 80% of my income while today I save only  about 60% (because I have my wife, mother in law, 2 maids, 2 kids, etc. to  support).  Still, it is way  above most people who save 10% of their income (if they are  lucky).

I refuse to buy  a first class ticket or to buy a $300 shirt because I think that it is a  complete waste of money. However, I happily pay $1,300 to send my 2-year  old daughter to Julia Gabriel Speech and Drama without thinking  twice.

When I joined  the YEO (Young Entrepreneur' s Orgn) a few years back (YEO) is an  exclusive club open to those who are under 40 and make over $1m a year  in their own business) I discovered that those who were self-made  thought like me.  Many of them with net worth well over $5m,  travelled economy class and some even drove Toyota 's and  Nissans, not Audis, Mercs, BMWs.

I noticed that  it was only those who never had to work hard to build their own wealth  (there were also a few ministers' and tycoons' sons in the club) who  spent like there was no tomorrow. Somehow, when you did not have to  build everything from scratch, you do not really value money. This is  precisely the reason why a family's wealth (no matter how  much) rarely lasts past the third generation.

Thank God my rich dad foresaw this terrible possibility and refused to give me a cent  to start my business. 

Then some people  ask me, 'What is the point in making so much money if you don't enjoy  it?' The thing is that I don't really find happiness in buying branded  clothes, jewellery or sitting first class.  Even if buying  something makes me happy it is only for a while, it does not  last.

Material  happiness never lasts, it just give you a quick fix. After a while you  feel lousy again and have to buy the next thing which you think will  make you happy.  I always think  that if you need material things to make you happy, then you live a  pretty sad and unfulfilled life.

Instead, what  makes me happy is when I see my children laughing and playing and  learning so fast. What makes me happy is when I see my companies and  trainers reaching more and more people every year in so many more  countries.

What makes me  really happy is when I read all the emails about how my books and  seminars have touched and inspired someone's  life.

What makes me  really happy is reading all your wonderful posts about how this blog is  inspiring you. This happiness makes me feel really good for a long time,  much much more than what a Rolex would do for  me.

I think the  point I want to put across is that happiness must come from doing your  life's work (be it teaching, building homes, designing, trading, winning  tournaments etc.) and the money that comes is only a  by-product.

 

If you hate what  you are doing and rely on the money you earn to make you happy by buying  stuff, then I think that you are living a life of  meaninglessness.

Teaching Maths

1. Teaching Math In 1970

A logger sells a lorry load of timber for £1000. His cost of production is 4/5 of the selling price. What is his profit?

2. Teaching Math In 1980

A logger sells a lorry load of timber for £1000. His cost of production is 4/5 of the selling price, or £800. What is his profit?

3. Teaching Math In 1990

A logger sells a lorry load of timber for £1000. His cost of production is £800. Did he make a profit?

4. Teaching Math In 2000

A logger sells a lorry load of timber for £1000. His cost of production is £800 and his profit is £200. Your assignment: Underline the number 200.

5. Teaching Math In 2010

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is totally selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of £200. What do you think of this way of making a living?

Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirre ls feel as the logger cut down their homes? 

(There are no wrong answers. If you are upset about the plight of the animals in question counselling will be available)

Life - Explained...

God created the donkey and said to him. "You will be a donkey. You will work un-tryingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."


The donkey answered: "I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years". God granted his wish.




God created the dog and said to him:  "You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend. You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years.You will be a dog. "

The dog answered: "Sir, to live 30 years is too much, give me only 15 years. " God granted his wish.

God created the monkey and said to him: "You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and you will live 20 years. "

The monkey answered: "To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years." God granted his wish.

 Finally God created man... And said to him: "You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals. You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years."

Man responded: "Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very little, give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 15 years that the dog did not want and the 10 years the monkey refused. " God granted man's wish

And since then, man lives 20 years as a man ,

Marries and spends 30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown,he lives 15 years like a dog 
taking care of the house and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old, he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey, 
going from house to house and from one son or daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That's Life.

Alcohol abuse

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

A Physics Joke

Newton, Pascal, and Einstein are playing hide-and-go-seek in heaven.

Einstein closes his eyes and starts counting.

Pascal goes and hides behind a cloud.

Newton stays where he is, and draws a 1mx1m square on the floor around him.

Einstein finishes counting and turns around. "Ah ha, Newton! I found you!"

"No you haven't, you've found one Newton over 1m² . . . You found Pascal."

2 Stories of a Greedy Man

A man was promised that he would inherit all the land he covers by running from morning till evening. So he started running from 6 o’ clock in the morning. In order to inherit as much land as possible he kept running mustering all his might. It was 12 noon. Although sweating profusely, he still continued running despite the scorching heat with a thought to possess vast acres of land so that he can become one of the richest men in the world. He was obviously greedy. By about 5.55 p.m. he almost covered an area of land of so many miles. When he was about to finish his run people encouraged him by clapping their hands and exclaimed, “You have become a billionaire.” Finally by 6 in the evening he finished his run exactly in the place where he started. Alas! When he was about to become a billionaire he fell down dead in an unexpected manner. All that he needed was just a piece of land measuring six feet to bury his body.

This story tells the story of a greedy man who is never satisfied with what he has. The more he gets, the more he wants.There was a farmer in a village. He was very ambitious. He wanted to make more and more money. In the spring time, when it was rainy, he called out to God, "If it were sunny, I would sow some wheat." The next day, it became sunny, and the farmer sowed some wheat.After that, he called out to God, "If it were rainy, it would be useful for my wheat." The following day, it rained.The farmer called out to God, "If you gave more rain, my wheat would grow more." The following day, it rained again.Then, in summer time, he harvested his wheat and collected it in a heap. The farmer called out to God, "If you had given more rain, my wheat harvest would have been bigger."He asked God, "Why didn't you give me more rain and more wheat?" Then God made heavy rain, and all of the farmer's wheat floated away with the water.

7 Habita of Highly Effective People...in Nutshell

 

Habit 1 Be Proactive®	Take initiative, Manage change, Respond proactively, Keep commitments, Take responsibility and practice accountability, Create positive business results.
Habit 2 Begin With the End in Mind®	Define vision and values, Create a mission statement, Set measurable team and personal goals, Start projects successfully, Align goals to priorities, Focus on desired outcomes.
Habit 3 Put First Things First®	Execute strategy, Apply effective delegation skills, Focus on important activities, Apply effective planning and prioritization skills, Balance key priorities, Eliminate low priorities and time-wasters, Use planning tools effectively, Use effective time-management skills.
Habit 4 Think Win-Win®	Build high-trust relationships, Build effective teams, Apply successful negotiation skills, Use effective collaboration, Build productive business relationships.
Habit 5 Seek First to Understand Then to Be Understood®	Apply effective interpersonal communication, Overcome communication pitfalls, Apply effective listening skills, Understand others, Reach mutual understanding, Communicate viewpoints effectively, Apply productive input and feedback, Apply effective persuasion techniques.
Habit 6 Synergize®	Leverage diversity, Apply effective problem solving, Apply collaborative decision making, Value differences, Build on divergent strengths, Leverage creative collaboration, Embrace and leverage innovation.
Habit 7 Sharpen the Saw®	Achieve life balance, Apply continuous improvement, Seek continuous learning.

Complete & Finished

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words  'complete' and 'finished' in a way that's easy to understand:
Some people say there is no difference between  COMPLETE & FINISHED,  but there is:
When you marry the right one, you are  COMPLETE....

And when you marry the wrong one, you are  FINISHED.....

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ...

COMPLETELY FINISHED !!!

Success of Marriage

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.

They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.

Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? "


Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage.

Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses.

My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.

On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.

Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time".

She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again.

This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued.

When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!

I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?" ..

She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."

Husband:"That's it. We are happy ever after. "

Fun with Tintumon

Dad to Tintumon: When I beat you how did you control your anger?
Tintumon: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Tintumon: I clean it with your tooth brush.


Dad: Do u know how 2 swim?
Tintumon: No.
Dad: A dog is better than u! It can swim.
Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?
Dad: For sure!
Tintumon: Then, what's the difference between u and a dog?


Tintumon called FM radio & said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur….
Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?
Tintumon : no……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him…


Father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.
The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression.
"Dad," tinumon said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …"
"Yes, son?" the father said expectantly.
"What bus should I take home?" Tintumon finished.


Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"


Prof.: Chemical symbol of Barium?
Tintumon:BA
Prof.: For Sodium?
Tintumon:NA
Prof.: What will we get if 1 atom of Barium & 2 atoms of Sodium combines?
Tintumon:"BANANA"

The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program.
“There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning,Wouldn’t it be better to hear one at a time?”
Tintumon shouted, “Okay – you start.”


Teacher: Imagine u r a millionaire. Write ur life history.
Tintumon didn’t write.
Teacher: why are you not writing?
Tintumon : I’m waiting 4 my secretary 2 take notes….



PASSIVE VOICE
teacher: Write the passive voice of " I made a mistake"
Tintumon: " I was made by a mistake"


PROFESSOR 
A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"
Tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI PAMBA"
professor: "I don’t understand anything"
Tintumon: "same 2 you"


PTA Meeting
Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow…..
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Tintumon: its… just u, me & the Principal !


Techy Tintumon
Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..
Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!

 

GOD's finest creations...

*1 . (Whatever)*

*Men: What should we have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why dont we have Mexican?
Women: No not Mexican, the last time i got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why dont we have Si Chuan cuisine
Women: Yesterday we ate Si Chuan, today too?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhoea
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women : Whatever..*

**

*2. (Anything)*

*Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
Women: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Women: Exercise on such a hot day?
Men: Then find a cafe' and have a drink
Women: I am off caffeine
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: Anything*

**

*3. (You decide)*

*Men: Then do we just go home?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
Women: The Bus is dirty and crowded.
Men: Ok we will take a cab
Women: Not worth it... for such a short distance
Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Women: I am hungry, can't walk.
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first
Women: Whatever...
Men: Eat what?
Women: Anything...*

New Seat belts to avoid accidents...

Assignment

 
Timmy:   Daddy Daddy... 

Dad:  Yes Timmy ! 

Timmy: Daddy, I've got an assignment to write for school. Will you help me? Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 

Dad: Oh ! Okay !! What's yr assignment on? 

Timmy: Love ! 

Dad: Wow ! You have an assignment on it ? In my days, the teachers were against our er... assignments ;) 

Timmy: No Dad, we are supposed to write something on the meaning of love...its Valentines day, na ! 

Dad: Love...hmm lemme see ! 

Timmy: wait..wait... Lemme write it down... :) 

Dad: Love... Love is about Lies ! 

Timmy: Lies ??? 

Dad: You see, Timmy... All my life, i have said lies in love & i've found it to be the best gift you can give a person. 

Timmy: How, Dad? 

Dad: Well, the first time i met yr was for a Valentines day 7 yrs ago. She was not the hottest of chicks in college, if you know wt i mean... 

Timmy: Hot chick ? 

Dad: You get it in due time, son... ;) 
Anyways... i saw this cute girl standing at a corner of the dance floor. I heard one of my friends say that she couldn't get any date for the party. 
So here i was, cursing my luck as my date's grandmom expired n that left me in the same predicament ? 

Timmy: Pedica ?? 

Dad: Predicament...means..eh, problem ! 

Timmy: Oh... 

Dad: So i went upto yr Mom n told her.."Hey, How come such a beautiful lady like you does not have all the guys crooning over you?" 
Now, i knew very well that even i wouldn't have asked her to dance if i had a choice, but it was that one little lie that got us together ! 

Timmy: But Dad, aint it bad to lie ? 

Dad: Son, sometimes you have to lie to make the ppl you love happy ! 

Every Valentines day after that, i used to tell yr mom that she was the most beautiful girl in the whole world. 

Now yes, i think she's cute & pretty in a special kind of way, but you tell me...Do you think she has the legs of Sharon Stone and the figure of Alicia Silverstone ? 

Timmy: Eh... I dont know any of these stones, dad ! 

Dad: Hmm.. ok...Lets just say that yr mom was just an ordinary Wilma from the Flintstones ! 

Timmy: I know Wilma ! I know Wilma !! 

Dad: Hehe... & then again... 

When yr mom was pregnant with you... she used to ask me every day how she looked ? Did she look fat ? 

Now frankly, she had gained about 30-40 pounds... & was always in one of her moods.. 

But i'd tell her.."Nooooooooooooo Honey, you are glowing ! You look fabulous !! 

Now if i told her she looked like a fat cow, it would have hurt her ! 

Timmy: Ya... 

Dad: So you see son...Love is when you say those little lies to keep someone happy ! 

ok... i've gotta go now... All the best with yr assignment... 

Timmy: Bye Dad ! 

............................ 

Timmy: Love means lying ??? Maybe i'll ask Mom 

Mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... 

Timmy: Mom..Mom... i have an assignment for school...you will help me, na ! 

Mom: Timmy, you know i'v to go out with daddy in another 1/2 hr 

Timmy: Pleaseeeeeeeee Mommy ! 

Mom: ok...Timmy. wts the topic ? 

Timmy: Eh... Love ! 

Mom: Love...Love is about knowing the goodness of a person's heart, honey ! 

Timmy: Goodness of heart ? huh ? 

Mom: Its like this...When i was in college, yr Dad used to tell me i should be in hollywood. Now i knew he was just lying, but i also knew that he dint want me in 

hollywood, but rt next to him! & when i was pregnant, i used to look so fat i looked like Santa Claus ! But yr Dad would say i was looked weak n would feed me 

everything he could find ! His lies were so dumb, i even thought i had married a stupid...but the truth is that this stupid cared enough to lie...just to make me 

happy ! 

Timmy: But... he was lying, rt ? 


Mom: Well honey...he was just being a guy  & i knew everytime that he was lying to me... but every single time, i also knew that he said those lies coz he loved 

me ! 

Timmy: Hmm... 

Mom: Ok honey... i'v to go get ready now. byeeeee 

........................ 

Assignment 

Topic : Love 

Author : Timmy 

Love... When someone lies to you n you smile... coz you know the person cares enough for ur happiness to lie to you !!! 

The End!