A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Tourist: $ 8.00
Broiled Missionary: $ 10.00
Fried Explorer: $ 12.50
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $ 100.00
Stuffed Indian Politician : $ 200.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the Indian Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
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