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Thursday, April 12, 2012

Always Ask Never Assume



His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.

He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.

He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.

'Because I'm a photographer for CNN' , he responded, 'and I need to get
some close up shots.'

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'



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Life is short.......
Someone said:
When you ASSUME = you make an ASS out of U and ME....
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For years I have received forwarded mails from people I know and even more from people I do not know. This blog is a placeholder of all those posts that either brought a smile to my face or made me think. Some stories which I used in my conversations, some jokes that added humor to my presentations, some interesting quotes, some anecdotes and the facts that may not make any sense but still make an interesting read. This is an attempt to treasure them at once place and also share it with the people who have probably got on to the internet bandwagon a little later.

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