Manager asked sardar at an interview. “Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?”
Sardar replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,” Do I look like a foreigner?”
Sardar: In London a lady asked me, “Are you a foreigner?”
One tourist from U S.A. asked Sardar: “Any great man born in this village?”
Sardar: No sir, only small babies are born here!!!
Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti……
So Sardar writes, "Gandhiji was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti !!
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto rickshaw, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Sardar shouted, “You are trying to see my wife? You sit behind. I will drive.
Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: it’s simple. I will stop my imagination!
Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL, my MOBILE BILL.
Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Sardar: I told her that I Love her, but she said her chappals are new.
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!
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