Prison Vs Office Cubicle

IN PRISON : You spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell .
AT WORK : You spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..

IN PRISON : You get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK: You only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .

IN PRISON : you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK : you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

IN PRISON: a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you ..  
AT WORK: you must carry around a security card and unlock/open all the doors yourself .

IN PRISON: you can watch TV and play games.  
AT WORK : you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON: they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: you can not even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON: all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all. 
AT WORK: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.