Tax Structure in India

TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA

1) What r u doing? 
Ans: Business
Tax: Pay PROFESSIONAL TAX!

2) What r u doing in Business?
Ans: Selling the Goods.
Tax: Pay SALES TAX!!

3) From where r u getting Goods?
Ans: From other Area/State/Abroad
Tax: Pay CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! AND NOW LBT & LPT.

4) What r u getting in Selling Goods?
Ans: Profit
Tax: Pay INCOME TAX!

5) How do you distribute profit ?
Ans: By way of dividend
Tax: Pay DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX.

6) Where are you manufacturing the Goods?
Ans: Factory
Tax: Pay EXCISE DUTY!

7) Do u have Office/Warehouse/Factory?
Ans: Yes
Tax: PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!

8) Do you have Staff?
Ans: Yes
Tax: PAY STAFF'S PROFESSIONAL TAX!

9) Doing business in Millions?
Ans: Yes
Tax: PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans: No
Tax: Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax (MAT).

10) r u taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans: Yes, for Salary.
Tax: PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!

11) Where r u taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans: Hotel
Tax: PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

12) r u going Out of Station for Business?
Ans: Yes
Tax: PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!

13) Hav u taken or given any Service/s?
Ans: Yes
Tax: PAY SERVICE TAX!

14) How come u got such a Big Amount?
Ans: Gift on birthday
Tax: PAY GIFT TAX!

15) Do u have any Wealth?
Ans: Yes
Tax: PAY WEALTH TAX!

16) To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans: Cinema or Resort
Tax: PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

17) Hav u purchased House?
Ans: Yes
Tax: PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !

18) How u Travel?
Ans: Bus
Tax: PAY SURCHARGE!

19) Any Additional Tax?
Ans: Yes
Tax: PAY EDUCATIONAL ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!

20) Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans: Yes
Tax: PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!

21) Do you want growth of india.?
Ans: Of course Yes .
Tax: Pay electricity tax, water tax, education tax, & other taxes, which is used by defaulting people.

22) INDIAN :: can i die now??
Ans: Wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX.