Adobe...

If you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks and the 7 signs of skin aging

try....

ADOBE PHOTOSHOP

Financial Management

A beggar found Rs.100 

He went to 5 star hotel for dinner. Bill was Rs.3000 

Manager handed him to police.

He gave Rs.100 to police and got himself free.


Case Study for FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT without MBA. 

Fury

Bollywood & Beemariyan

Bollywood's is tail of expressing "Beemariya" or inspired from them:

1. Jiya jale jaan jale rat bhar dhuan chale - Fever


2. Tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi - Heart attack


3. Bidi jalai le jigar se piya jigar me badi aag hai - Acidity


4. Tujhame rub dikhata hai yara mai kya karu - Cataract

5. Tujhe yaad na meri aayi kisi se ab kya kehna - Alzeimers

6. Man dole mera tan dole - Vertigo

7. dil ke tukre tukre kr ke muskurakey chal diye.....open heart surgery

8. Juda hoke bhi tu mujhme kahi baki hai - Constipation

New tool for laughter clubs

Electricity...

Wikipedia: I know everything!

Google: I have everything!

Facebook: I know everybody 

Internet: Without me you all nothing.

Electricity: Keep talking bitches! 

Beemar IT Employee...

Beemar IT Employee se uski biwi boli –  Iss bar koi janwaro ke doctor ko dikhao tabhi aap theek hoge…

Pati - Woh kyon ?

Biwi –

· Roz Subah Murge ki tarah jaldi uthh jate ho..

· Ghode ki tarah bhag ke office chale jate ho...

· Gadhe ki tarah dinbhar kaam karte ho...

· Lomdi ki tarah idhar-udhar se information batorkar Report banate ho...

· Bandar ki tarah boss ke ishare par nachte ho...

· Ghar aakar pariwar par kutte ki tarah chillate ho..

· Aur fir Bhainse ki tarah khaa kar so jate ho.

Insaano ka doctor tumhe kya khakh thik kar payega..!! 

Bai Power

How can she...

Height of Education

A policeman saw a teenage boy crying

He asked him: Whats the matter, boy?

Boy: "MATTER" is anything that occupies space & has mass.