Thursday, June 25, 2009

Do you need hospital - Test yourself

During a visit to the mental hospital, Hamid Mir & Dr. Shahid Masood asked the director 'How do you determine whether or not a patient should be admitted to the hospital.'

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we give a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, got it we understand,' both Big heads said . 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No. the Director continued,
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'A normal person would pull the drain plug.

Well....... Do you want a bed near the window?'

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