Mother in law

Mother-in law and her daughter-in-law are in the room. Mother-in-law was sitting on a sofa, she called her daughter-in-law to sit with her.

Daugther-in-law : Oh! How can i sit with u ? I would like to remain beneath u. So, i'll sit on the carpet of the floor.

Mother-in-law : Oh! then, what will u do if i sat on carpet ?

Daughter-in-law : Then I'll sit on the floor.

Mother-in-law : Again, if i sit on the floor then what will u do ?

Daughter-in-law : Then, i'll dig a pit and sit in it.

Mother-in-law (Still arguing) : If so, what will u do if i sit in that pit ?

Daughter-in-law (being very furious but with sweet tone) : Then Mama, I'll cover the pit and get rid of u..............