Now they call it as .............Wikipedia
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When Rajnikant was a Student……..
Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!
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Rajnikant started a college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is “Rajnikant’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”.
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Rajnikant purchased a road roller…
To Iron his Clothes……………………………
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THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!
Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue…
..And Birds returned grains they took last year as well
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If Rajni works in BPO, clients would work in shifts! :D
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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"
He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"
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One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play….
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Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump event…
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Rajni can walk faster than light….
“Rajni cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another”.
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Law of Conservation of Rajni
All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did...
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa... mind it!!!
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Once a photo of Rajnikant was givenfor Xerox. Don’t even try to guess what happened…
We got two copies of the Xerox machine.
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Once upon a time Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth
Today that powder is known as….“AMBUJA CEMENT”
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