Thursday, May 12, 2011

Rajnikant Jokes - II

When Rajnikant was studyin in 3rd std....some1 stole his rough notebook....&

Now they call it as .............Wikipedia

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When Rajnikant was a Student……..

Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!

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Rajnikant started a college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is “Rajnikant’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”.

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Rajnikant purchased a road roller…

To Iron his Clothes……………………………

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THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!
Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue…

..And Birds returned grains they took last year as well


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If Rajni works in BPO, clients would work in shifts! :D


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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"

He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"

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One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play….

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Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump event…

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Rajni can walk  faster than light….

“Rajni cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another”.

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Law of Conservation of Rajni

All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did...


Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?


Ans: Dosa... mind it!!!

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Once a photo of Rajnikant was givenfor Xerox. Don’t even try to guess what happened…

We got two copies of the Xerox machine.

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Once upon a time Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth

Today that powder is known as….“AMBUJA CEMENT”

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