Rajnikant Jokes

The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually rajnikanth''s signature. 

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Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography... Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records.. 

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Once while playing Rajnikanth said " STATUE " to a person......... Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY".... 

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** Breaking news ** 

Rajnikanth......got shot yesterday . . today is the bullet''s funeral...!! 

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Did U ever wonder...?? 

Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked? 
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'Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!' 

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Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India........... 

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Awesum fact.... Rajnikant has counted infinity twice.! 

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Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d. : Gmail@rajnikant.com 
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USA POWER  vs INDIAN POWER 

USA-  10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks, 12000 air force, 3000 ships 

INDIA- RAJNIKANTH 

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Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back... That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs... 

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A child went 2 Kashmir & startd playing by making small mountains from ice. 

Today those mountains are called "Himalyas"  and that child name is RAJNIKANTH 

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FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury.. 

Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook. 

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Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses? 

To protect the sun from his eyes! 

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A 22 whealer huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINIKANTH 
 
Since then, it is called TATA NANO. 

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Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting himself up. 

He is pushing the earth down.


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Basketball player to RAJNIKANT: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours ... can u ??? 

Rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it... 

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BREAKING NEWS..... FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED ""RAJNIKANTH"" 

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Once when rajnikant was playing cricket ,he played a defensive shot... 
 
And now that ball is called..." PLUTO " 

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RAJNIKANT enters BIGG BOSS 4... next day ... 

RAJNIKANT chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!!! 

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Once a guy winked at Rajnikanth's wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and broke his eyelid. 

We now know him as Baba Ramdev.. 

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Rajnikanth and a kid once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants.. 

Today people know that kid by the name SUPERMAN.!!