Knowledge Sharing

There was this robbery in Guangzhou, the robber shouted to everyone "All don't move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you."  Everyone in the bank lie down quietly.  

This is called "Mind Changing Concept - Changing the conventional way of thinking"

 

One lady lay on the table provocatively, and the robber shouted at her "Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!"  

This is called "Being Professional --Focus only on what you are trained to do!"

 

When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (with only primary school edu), "Big bro, let's count how much we got", the older robber rebutted and say" U  stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!".  

This is called "Experience --nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications".

 

After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly.  The supervisor says " wait, wait wait, let's put the 5 mil RMB we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed".  

This is called "Swim with the tide --converting an unfavorable situation into your advantage !"

 

The supervisor says " it will be good there will be a robbery every month".

This is called "Killing Boredom --Happiness is most important"

 

Next day the TV reported 100 mil was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted but had only 20 mil.  The robbers were very angry and said," we risked our lives and only took 20 mil, the bank manager took 80 mil with a snap of his finger.  It looks like it is better to be educated to be able to do this!"  

This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold !"

 

The bank manger was smiling and happy because his loss in the CINOPEC shares were also now absorbed in this robbery.  

This is called "Seizing the opportunity --daring to take risk!"