Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Kids...:-)

A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?"
 
"No!" the children all answered.
 
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?"
 
Again the answer was "No!"
 
"Well", she continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"
 
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"



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“Now, Joseph,” said the teacher to the aggressive youngster, “what do you think your classmates would think of you if you were always kind and polite?”
 
“They’d think they could beat me up,” promptly responded Joseph.
 

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