This is why I don't like visiting my rich friends

This is why I don't like visiting my rich friends:

Once when visiting a very rich friend of mine,the maid approached me and asked me.

1- Question :What would you like to have for a drink, fruit juice, soda,
tea, hot chocolate, cappuccino, frappuccino or coffee?

Answer: Tea please.

2- Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea,
iced tea or green tea ?

Answer : Ceylon tea please

3- Question : How would you like it? black or white?

Answer : White

4- Question : Milk or fresh cream?

Answer : With milk

5- Question :Powdered milk or fresh milk ?

Answer : Aah , fresh .

6- Question :Goat's milk or cow's milk?

Answer : cow's milk please .

7- Question : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?

Answer: umm , think I'll just take it black

8- Question : would you like it with a sweetener, sugar or honey or without?

Answer : with sugar

9- Question : beet sugar or cane sugar ?

Answer : cane sugar

10- Question : white, brown or yellow sugar?

Answer: Oh ya , forget about the tea , just give me a glass of water
instead.

11- Question : mineral water , tap water or distilled water?

Answer : mineral water

12- Question : flavoured or non-flavoured?

Answer : I think I'll just die of thirst!

13- Question : How do you choose to die sir?