Ostrich

A  man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The  waitress asks them for their orders.
The  man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and  turns to  the  ostrich, "What's yours?"
" I'll  have the same," says the ostrich.
A  short time later the waitress returns with the  order. "That will be $9.40 please."   

The man reaches into his  pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The  next day, the man and the ostrich come again and  the man says,  "A hamburger, fries and a coke." 

The  ostrich says, "I'll have the same." 

Again  the man reaches into his pocket and pays with  exact change.
This  becomes routine until the two enter again.

"The  usual?" asks  the waitress.
"No,  this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. 
"Same," says the ostrich. 
Shortly  the waitress brings the order and says, "That  will be $32.62." 

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his  pocket and places it on the table. 

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any  longer. "Excuse me, sir, how do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?" 

"Well,"  says  the man, "several years ago I was  cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I  would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would  always be there." 
"That's   brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people  would ask for a million  dollars or something, but you'll always be as  rich as you wish for as long as you live!"
"That's right.........whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls  Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
The  waitress asks, "What's with the  ostrich?" 

The  man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say.